Good Funny Sayings

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too . . . If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same . . . Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it.
~Author : Rudyard Kipling Famous Quotes

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
~Author : Graffito Inspirational Sayings

A person buying ordinary products in a supermarket is in touch with his deepest emotions.
~Author : John Kenneth Galbraith Nice Quotes

To those people in the huts and villages of half the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required, not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Great Sayings

Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.
~Author : John Ruskin Meaningful Sayings

If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
~Author : Lois McMaster Bujold Wise Quotes

The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
~Author : Grayson Kirk Motivational Sayings

Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket.
~Author : Mark Twain Famous Quotes

It is my observation that being beaten is often a temporary condition, that giving up is what makes it permanent.
~Author : Marilyn vos Savant Inspirational Sayings