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Knowledge is expensive.
~Author : Hanna Gray current president of the University of Chicago Famous Quotes

First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.
~Author : Thomas a Kempis Imitation of Christ 1420 Inspirational Sayings

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
~Author : Peter Drucker Nice Quotes

A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.
~Author : Barbra Streisand Great Sayings

Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy. After a war it seems more like astrology.
~Author : Dame Rebecca West Meaningful Sayings

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building should be seen by morning light, at noon and by moonlight.
~Author : Robertson Davies Wise Quotes

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Motivational Sayings

Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous, all disguises thrown away. But pride carries its banner to the last and fast as it is driven from one field unfurls it in another, never admitting that there is a shade less honor in the second field than in the first, or in the third than in the second.
~Author : Helen Hunt Jackson Famous Quotes

Would that the Roman people had a single neck [to cut off their head].
~Author : Caligula Gaius Caesar From Suetonius Inspirational Sayings